Episode 18: Boxed In
Written by: Seth
Walther
Directed by: Jonathan
Brough
Apologies to the handful of people who take time to read this blog. I don't have a good excuse for how long it's taken me to get this review done. And to make matters worse it's the longest review yet! Hopefully the next review will not take as long to get up!
Last time out things were looking grim for our heroes. The
Rangers had headed to the Tengen Gate to collect the Black Box, the most
powerful weapon available to a Samurai Warrior, when they had to battle a
Nighlok that wasn’t completely useless. We left the Rangers defeated, with
Jayden poisoned and in the grasp of Deker and Antonio as the last man
standing. This week’s episode promises to be epic. Will Deker and Jayden
finally have their ultimate duel? Can the Rangers master the Black Box? Can
Xandred stop being a completely useless villain? For the answers to these
questions and more read on!
Things are looking bad for our heroes back at Shiba House.
The remaining Rangers are pretty banged up after their encounter with Arachnitor.
Ji’s getting worried about the growing Nighlok threat. Soon, he believes, not
even the Rangers will be able to stop Xandred and his evil minions. Ji can see
only one way the team can be successful. Antonio needs to master the Black Box!
But can the Gold Ranger achieve such brilliance without any formal symbol
training? Well I believe in Antonio. He built his own frigging Samurai morpher- the guy’s a genius! Ji believes in Antonio too and that’s good enough for me.
Elsewhere in Shiba House Kevin is determined to carry on the fight even though
he’s in no fit state to do so. But what of our fallen leader? Well Jayden is currently
in the possession of half Nighlok Deker. The sword loving beastie is commenting
on how he seems to spend a lot of time rescuing the Red Ranger these days and
he’s got a point. This is followed by a death threat so I guess Deker’s a bit
of a douche. Even so he’s cured Jayden of his poisoning preparing him for their
ultimate duel (yes he’s still banging on about that).
Post credits, we’re down on the good ship half arsed with
Xandred and Octoroo. Octoroo is worried Xandred thinks he’d betrayed him with
last episode’s high jinx. Luckily for him Xandred doesn’t believe that he’s
been betrayed by his tentacle faced chum, but he does bemoan missing out on a
chance to finish the Red Ranger. Now all my regular readers know I’m not a
complainer. I don’t like to moan and whine about the severe stupidity of the
main villain in this series, but Jesus Christ Master Xandred is just terrible.
Last week he stopped the monster of the week from defeating the Power Rangers
and now he’s whining about it like a little bitch. It’s your own damn fault you
stupid red gimp. Xandred’s also got beef with Deker. Way to go fearless leader.
You stop everyone who is even mildly successful in achieving your aims. What a
genius! Well he’s sending Dayu after him. I’m sure that’ll end well. Apparently
last week’s monster of the week isn’t finished yet. Xandred’s pumping him full
of power (snigger) so when he mutates they can send him back. Yeah should have
just left him there last week to finish the deed. Idiot.
This monster is an idiot. |
What are Bulk and Spike up to this week? I hear you call.
Well Bulk’s decided that it’s time to do more than train; it’s time to get out
there and help people. Just what shenanigans will these two get up to? We’ll
have to wait and see as we’re heading back to the Shiba house. Things aren’t
going well with the Black Box. Antonio looks pretty rough as he pours all his
symbol power into the ancient knick-knack. He needs to pace himself- Ji said so.
But the whole world rests on the Gold Ranger’s shoulders and he won’t give up.
The only problem is that if there’s another Nighlok attack he’s the only Ranger fit
enough to take them on. What are the chances of another Nighlok attack today
though eh? Kevin’s not taking his injury lying down. He wants to help. They
need to save Jayden.
Speaking of Jayden, he’s spending a night alone with bearded
beastie Deker in a dark cave. He’s been cured of his poisoning which is pretty
good, but that means he’s now got to face Deker in a duel. Jayden wants to know
why he’s doing this. Well you should really know by now Jayden he’s been
banging on about his sword and ultimate duel. Jayden doesn’t just fight for the
sake of it though. Deker used to be fully human but now he’s half Nighlok; he
has to duel he has no choice. Jayden’s really not up for it even if it will
cure Deker of this god forsaken curse! Deyu is there and hints at some secret
involving the bearded swordsman. Just what could it be? I guess we’ll never
know! Ha I’m just messing with you. Everything will soon be revealed!
A romantic evening down by the fire. |
Back down with Xandred and Octoroo and our old pal Arachnitor
is about to transform in to some sort of super Nighlok. Yeah let’s hope he can
match his normal self who nearly won last week you bloody fools! Oh well he’s
off to scare some humans because that’s so much better than defeating the Power
Rangers. Anyway let us not let the stupidity of our might villain drag us down
let’s see what’s going on at Shiba House. Antonio is still putting himself
through hell trying to fix that pesky Black Box. Things are about to get even
more dangerous as he needs the symbol powers of his fellow Rangers. Kevin and
the other Rangers won’t let the Golden Wonder take on this task alone, and Kev
gives a rousing speech about how they need to work together. I literally had
tears in my eyes man. But there’s a problem guys! The gosh darn gap sensor has
been set off! Why now? The Rangers are dedicated to protecting the innocent.
Antonio wants to look for Jayden whilst the others take on the Nighlok. Ji’s
having none of it. He must repair the Black Box but he needs the Rangers Power
Discs and they’re taking those into battle. The rest of the Rangers bravely
surrender their discs to the Gold Ranger and head off into battle without them.
This is dangerous guys, our heroes are in real danger. Hopefully Antonio will
get that Black Box working very soon.
Elsewhere Arachnitor is blowing stuff up and Bulk and Spike
are out trying to be Samurai warriors. Their latest scheme involves helping an
old woman cross the road. Yes, that old chestnut. How will this comedy gold be
played out you may be asking yourself right now. Well like this: Spike offers
to help the old dear across the road and then shit gets crazy and we have a
massive earthquake! The old woman has no time for a whimpering Spike who is
holding on to her for dear life. She ditches him and makes a run for it.
Classic! It does strengthen the argument for forced euthanasia of the elderly, but that’s a debate for another time.
The Rangers have arrived and Mia’s spotted a similarity
between this week’s monster of the week and last week’s. It’s like it’s
mutated. Yes mutated from villainous genius to slack jawed goon. Did I mention
just how impressed I am with Xandred’s strategy? The fight is intense. Do the
Rangers stand any chance? There are only four of them and they aren’t in the
best of states. Antonio’s making progress with the Black Box but he’s hit a
barrier. He just doesn’t have the symbol power to do it quickly enough. He’s
losing hope and as an audience we begin to lose hope too, and without hope what
do we have? The pressure of the whole world depending on his success is getting
to Antonio, but it’s also inspired him. He’s gonna use satellites to track down
the missing Jayden! Ji allows him to leave the Black Box for later and Antonio
heads off to find the Red Ranger.
Jayden’s fully recovered, and now he’s probing Deker about
why he’s so obsessed with duelling him. Just what is it about Jayden that gets
Deker stroking his sword? Well they’re alike apparently. Jayden also has a
secret, and they’re both warped and twisted. A bit harsh. Don’t worry though, Deker follows it up with a compliment; Jayden has a warrior’s spirit which is a
pretty nice thing to say. Just as the duel is about to begin Antonio arrives to
save his friend. Deker calls him fisherman- it’s like their thing you know.
Looks like the duel is off again. For a guy who is so into this duel happening
Deker needs very little persuading to let Jayden go yet again, but he promises
the next time they meet they will duel. Like he’s said every other time. Dayu is
watching and whispers an apology for what she’s done to the sword wielding half
Nighlok. Just what is she sorry for? We’ll be finding out soon enough!
Back at the Nighlok battle, Kevin is kicking bottom like
there’s no tomorrow. The Rangers are doing pretty well without their power
discs which I won’t lie is a relief. Arachnitor is proving a pretty a difficult
foe for the four remaining Rangers. Perhaps they need some backup. Enter Jayden
and Antonio! The team is reunited at last and now it’s time to take this
Nighlok sucker down! Time for a bit of slow mo Gold Ranger action. I’m not sure
announcing his name to everyone is the best idea. Does anyone remember the good
old days where the Power Rangers used to guard their identities? They have
secret identities for a reason. Admittedly, they don’t try as hard to keep the
Samurai Rangers identities hidden…anyway I’m getting sidetracked; we’re mid-battle- this is not the time to fret about secret identities! Jayden’s whipped
out his Fire Smasher but even that isn’t enough. The Rangers are still pretty
exhausted from the last episode. They need to combine their strength and use a
move that doesn’t require much symbol power to finish this douche bag. Now that Arachnitor has taken a pasting the
Rangers have a bigger problem to deal with; Giant Moogers!
Bulk and Spike are determined to save the people of the
nameless city. That is until they spot the army of Giant Moogers on the
rampage. Our wannabe heroes make a run for it as we face a giant monster
jamboree. It’s time to crack out the folding zords and attach our shoulder pads
for Mega Mode; there’s a Megazord fight on the way! Antonio has a theory about
these guys, a big bang theory. The Gold Ranger is gonna deal with the Giant
Moogers, allowing the rest of the gang to take on Arachnitor. But before they
have chance there’s an attack from even more Moogers, these time the flying
variety. It’s time for the Megazord to take to the air and finish them! The
theme starts playing and that means the end is nigh for these Moogers.
Arachnitor has escaped to fight another day but for now victory belongs to the
Rangers!
Back at Shiba House, Jayden is dwelling on the words of his
foe Deker. What is Jayden’s secret and is he really warped and twisted? The
rest of the gang are worried about their leader and they invite him for pizza
and a strategy meeting but the Red Ranger needs some alone time and turns down
his team mates' offer. Jayden returns to thinking of sword polisher Deker, which
makes him realise that the half Nighlok is wrong. We make our own choices and
we choose who we are and what we do. This put’s a smile on the Red Rangers face
and he decides to join his amigos for some food based fun. We end with another
gold pun from Antonio and now we have time to reflect on the lessons we’ve
learned from this episode.
Next time: Broken Dreams
Pictures taken from the Samurai Power Rangers Gateway be sure to visit it's a good site for PRS fans.
Oh... Deker throws him into the water anyway...
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